A blog by any other name

Hello, world! It is I, your humble blogger Mark. For those of you who have been redirected here from Blag Hag (where I got my start for Blogathon), thanks for stopping by.

I had a difficult time naming this blog. Much to my distress, I don't have anything in particular that I know enough about such that I could simply name it "Math Nerd Blog" or "Music Geek Blog"

Sad really.

So I asked my dear friend, The Blag Hag, for some help. Needless to say, she wasn't...but it made for some terrible hilarious conversation!

Jen: Make a pun out of Webster's Dictionary

Jen: =P

Me: XP

Jen: if you were just writing stories Webster's Fictionary would be good lol

Me: lol

Jen: if it was about sex Webster's Licktionary

Jen: movies, Webster's Flicktionary XD

Jen: lol

Jen: sorry, bad puns are what I do, I mean, I AM writing at "Blag Hag"

Me: true.

Jen: Webster's Schticktionary

Jen: XD

Jen: that looks awful

Me: If it were porn, Webster's Dicktionary.

Jen: If it was dating advice, Webster's Slicktionary

Jen: If it was racist, Webster's Spictionary

Me: If it were a medical site, Webster's Sicktionary

Jen: If it was stupid, Webster's Thicktionary

Me: If it were a genetics blog, Webster's Cricktionary

Jen: lol

Jen: If it was about practical jokes, Webster's Tricktionary

Me: If it were an entomology website, Webster's Ticktionary.

Yes. That conversation happened. I fear for the future of the world.

ETA:

Apparently, in order to understand why this is funny, you should know my last name is Webster. Go figure.