So, I figure I might as well start off with something that should haunt EVERYBODY'S dreams. Thanks to a friend of mine for bestowing this image upon me. *shiver.*
Apparently, it seems, Tantus, a company who makes sex toys has decided to take on that new fangled Twilight fad that's going around.
Behold, The Vamp.
Yes. It sparkles.
Also, I shit you not, the following words appear in this order on their site:
"Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience."
Authentic experience?? You know what, I'm not even going to think about it.
Here. Have some people talking about it who aren't me.