Update?

Well well well, look who has come crawling back! That would be me, by the way.

So school has begun, and I think I will start having time to do a daily blogging thing again soon. Probably sometime this weekend I will begin again and try to fit it into some sort of daily regimen. I've been trying to be big on that what with almost being out of college. I work very well if I have a nice routine.

So, here's a shout out to whoever reads this to say that I haven't died just yet.

I will return and in full force.

Thanks again to all of you...especially those of you who actually contacted me to tell me that you miss me. =P

I appreciate it.

He lives!

I swear I'm not neglecting the two people who read this. I'm just sitting around on my ass when I should be packing and moving to my new apartment!

If I can find my camera, there might be pictures!

In other news, continuing on the subject of Cops Who Do Stupid Things, I found this article on reddit today that I felt everyone might want to see.

It seems that two cops pulled a guy over for swerving, searched his car against his will for narcotics even though, it seems, the dog found nothing, and then left when they didn't find anything.

I hope something comes of this. WTF police? There are better ways to meet your quota! Just spawn camp in this South African harbor!

Donate to charity!

Blogathon has come and gone. We've all lost sleep over it and gained many lulz. But if you enjoyed yourself, please think about donating to charity. There are many charitable organizations to which you could give your money.

Thanks!

A blog by any other name

Hello, world! It is I, your humble blogger Mark. For those of you who have been redirected here from Blag Hag (where I got my start for Blogathon), thanks for stopping by.

I had a difficult time naming this blog. Much to my distress, I don't have anything in particular that I know enough about such that I could simply name it "Math Nerd Blog" or "Music Geek Blog"

Sad really.

So I asked my dear friend, The Blag Hag, for some help. Needless to say, she wasn't...but it made for some terrible hilarious conversation!

Jen: Make a pun out of Webster's Dictionary

Jen: =P

Me: XP

Jen: if you were just writing stories Webster's Fictionary would be good lol

Me: lol

Jen: if it was about sex Webster's Licktionary

Jen: movies, Webster's Flicktionary XD

Jen: lol

Jen: sorry, bad puns are what I do, I mean, I AM writing at "Blag Hag"

Me: true.

Jen: Webster's Schticktionary

Jen: XD

Jen: that looks awful

Me: If it were porn, Webster's Dicktionary.

Jen: If it was dating advice, Webster's Slicktionary

Jen: If it was racist, Webster's Spictionary

Me: If it were a medical site, Webster's Sicktionary

Jen: If it was stupid, Webster's Thicktionary

Me: If it were a genetics blog, Webster's Cricktionary

Jen: lol

Jen: If it was about practical jokes, Webster's Tricktionary

Me: If it were an entomology website, Webster's Ticktionary.

Yes. That conversation happened. I fear for the future of the world.

ETA:

Apparently, in order to understand why this is funny, you should know my last name is Webster. Go figure.